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[19 May 2007|04:43pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Wee got a Wii!!

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[26 Nov 2006|09:14pm]
[ mood | blank ]

easier thought
even easily spoken
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[20 Nov 2006|06:05pm]
[ mood | curious ]

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WoooooooooooooooHoooooooooooooo!!!

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Nevada to vote on legalizing marijuana By SANDRA CHEREB, [18 Oct 2006|06:55pm]
[ mood | high ]

RENO, Nev. - Gambling, prostitution, and now pot? Organizers of a Nevada ballot measure hope voters in a state where almost everything goes will go one better and legalize marijuana.


If it passes Nov. 7, Nevada will be the first state to allow adults to possess up to an ounce of pot that they could buy at government-regulated marijuana shops.

The Committee to Regulate and Control Marijuana, which has pushed medical marijuana and decriminalization laws around the country, thinks Nevada — with its embrace of certain vices and its streak of Western independence — is a perfect venue.

In an editorial last spring, the rural Lahontan Valley News argued that gambling, Nevada's most powerful industry, caters to "visceral pleasures," and that it would hypocritical to oppose the legalization of marijuana on moral grounds.

Proponents of the measure also argue that the legal system wastes time and money on low-level marijuana offenses, and that taxing and regulating pot would put drug dealers out of business while freeing law enforcement to focus on violent crime and more dangerous drugs such as methamphetamine.

"Put it into a tightly controlled and regulated environment. We think that makes a lot of sense," Neal Levine, executive director of the committee.

Opponents, including law enforcement, the nation's drug czar, and civic and business groups, argue the measure would encourage the use of other drugs, and they question whether it will even prove to be a good source of tax revenue.

"The fact is, growing, distributing and warehousing marijuana will still be a federal offense," said Todd Raybuck, a Las Vegas police officer and spokesman for the Committee to Keep Nevada Respectable, which opposes the measure.

Question 7 allows people 21 and older to possess an ounce of marijuana in their homes — the same amount allowed under Nevada's medical marijuana law. Currently, possession of an ounce or less is a misdemeanor punishable by a $600 fine.

Twelve states have decriminalized small amounts of marijuana — that is, possession is punishable by a ticket and a fine — and 11 allow its use for medical purposes. Possession of up to an ounce at home is legal in Alaska under a court ruling there, but the case is under appeal.

Colorado residents will vote next month on whether to legalize possession of up to an ounce of marijuana by those 21 and older, similar to an ordinance Denver voters approved last year.

But the Nevada measure goes further. It directs Nevada's Department of Taxation to set up procedures to license and regulate marijuana growers, distributors and retailers. At the same time, it doubles penalties for selling or giving pot to minors and for vehicular manslaughter while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

The legislation also imposes a $45-per-ounce excise tax, with some of the proceeds going toward the budget and alcohol, tobacco and drug abuse programs. An ounce of pot on the street costs upwards of $300, depending on the quality.

A 2002 study by researchers at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas estimated taxing and regulating marijuana would generate $28.6 million in revenue.

The Justice Department in Washington did not respond to calls and e-mails seeking comment. In June, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled people who smoke marijuana for medical reasons can be prosecuted under federal drug laws, and Raybuck said it is doubtful federal agents would tolerate commercial pot ventures in Nevada.

In 2002, Nevada voters overwhelmingly rejected a move to legalize up to three ounces of marijuana. The latest measure got onto the ballot after 86,000 people signed petitions.

A poll conducted in September for the Las Vegas Review-Journal found 51 percent of voters opposed Question 7, while 42 percent supported it and 7 percent were undecided.

The measure has found some surprising allies.

"Make no mistake, I don't think using marijuana is a wise choice for anyone," said the Rev. William C. Webb, a Baptist minister who joined dozens of other religious leaders in announcing their backing. But "if there has to be a market in marijuana, I'd rather it be regulated with sensible safeguards than run by violent gangs and dangerous drug dealers."

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my fav song right now [27 Sep 2006|10:50pm]
Artist: Flyleaf
Song: All Around Me
Album: Flyleaf


my hands are searching for you
my arms are outstretched towards you
i feel you on my fingertips
my tongue dances behind my lips for you

this fire rising through my being
burning i'm not used to seeing you

i'm alive, i'm alive

i can feel you all around me
thickening the air i'm breathing
holding on to what i'm feeling
savoring this heart that's healing

my hands float up above me
and you whisper you love me
and i begin to fade
into our secret place

the music makes me sway
the angels singing say we are alone with you
i am alone and they are too with you

i'm alive, i'm alive

i can feel you all around me
thickening the air i'm breathing
holding on to what i'm feeling
savoring this heart that's healing

and so i cry
the light is white
and i see you

i'm alive, i'm alive, i'm alive

i can feel you all around me
thickening the air i'm breathing
holding on to what i'm feeling
savoring this heart that's healing

take my hand
i give it to you
now you owe me
all i am
you said you would never leave me
i believe you
i believe

i can feel you all around me
thickening the air i'm breathing
holding on to what i'm feeling
savoring this heart that's healed
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[24 Sep 2006|11:27am]
I'm fucking Bored


anyone else?
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[10 Sep 2006|04:21pm]
HUG = ♥
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Angel [20 Jul 2006|08:34am]
[ mood | crushed ]

Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always some reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memories seep from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight

in the arms of the angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here

so tired of the straight line
and everywhere you turn
there's vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on twisting
you keep on building the lies
that you make up for all that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last time
it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here

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Cool Stuffs!!! [19 May 2006|12:34pm]
[ mood | working ]

HERE IS A MATH TRICK SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT IT WILL STUMP YOU.
>
>
>1. GRAB A CALCULATOR.
>2. KEY IN THE FIRST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER (NOT THE AREA CODE)
>3. MULTIPLY BY 80
>4. ADD 1
>5. MULTIPLY BY 250
>6. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER
>7. ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
>8. SUBTRACT 250
>9. DIVIDE NUMBER BY 2
>
>
>DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?
>PRETTY COOL!

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quizzes [23 Feb 2006|09:38am]
[ mood | calm ]

<td align="center"> Bernadette's Rejected Horoscope:

You will get chased by street hoodlums for 14 miles because they wanted to know where you got your jeans

'What is your rejected horoscope?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>




You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
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hahahaaaa! [20 Feb 2006|03:29pm]

You fit in with:
Atheism



Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.


40% scientific.
60% reason-oriented.





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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I had to this is GREAT!! [07 Feb 2006|10:05am]
[ mood | impressed ]

These are from a book called ' Disorder in the American Courts', and
>are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
>now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
>these exchanges were taking place!
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
> ________________________________
> ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
> WITNESS: July 18th.
> ATTORNEY: What year?
> WITNESS: Every year.
> _____________________________________
>
>
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> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> ___________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
> _____________________________________
> ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
> WITNESS: Forty-five years.
>
>
>
> _____________________________________
> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
> morning?
> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> WITNESS: My name is Susan.>
>
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
> WITNESS: We both do.
> ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> WITNESS: We do.
> ATTORNEY: You do?
> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
> sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> ___________________________________
> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
>
> ________________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> WITNESS: Uh....
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> WITNESS: None.
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>
>
>
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> WITNESS: By death.
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
> notice which I sent to your attorney?
> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
> people?
> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go? WITNESS: Oral.
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
> autopsy on him!
>
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> WITNESS: Huh?
> ______________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
> a pulse?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
> began the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
>
> ATTORNEY: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing law.

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[02 Feb 2006|11:57am]
[ mood | weird ]

I'm bored
I want to go home
work sux today
theres not enuf sugar in my coffee
I wish I was at the shop with Dom getting mine done
I'm crazy
I have fucking problems
I want to kill people
I want to smoke a bowl
I want to get drunk
I am worrying about something
I feel like I need to talk but I can't
Linkin Park is the shit
I don't think about things till I'm falling asleep
pretzels and captin crunch together are the shit
I fucking love this song thats on right now!
I miss drinking at Casey's with all those crazy people
I think I need to chill with my sister one night at Cawley's
I'm so confused right now
I hate me most of the time

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take this test! [27 Jan 2006|10:52am]
[ mood | blank ]

http://intelligence-test.net/part1/

go here and take this test its really hard but soo easy

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wanna do a sexy strip tease? [26 Jan 2006|01:27pm]
[ mood | working kind of ]

Your Stipper Song Is

Master and Servant by Depeche Mode

"There?s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees"

Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice.
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Dogs [25 Jan 2006|11:13am]
[ mood | amused ]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. ~~Anonymous


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. ~~Ann Landers


If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. ~~Will Rogers


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~~Ben
Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~~Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~~Andrew A.
Rooney


We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
~~M.Facklam


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. ~~Sigmund Freud


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ~~James Thurber


A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down. ~~Robert Benchley


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
~~Rita Rudner

I like this one….
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard. ~~Dave Barry


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
~~Franklin P. Jones


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. ~~Joe Weinstein


Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read. ~~Groucho Marx


Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul..chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~~Anne Tyler


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea. ~~Robert A. Heinlein

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TOP 20 SIGNS YOU'RE FROM DELAWARE COUNTY (PA) [16 Jan 2006|02:38pm]
[ mood | amused ]

See if you can add some!

Someone who apparently knows Delco
1. You've done extensive landscaping work during the summers.

2. You get annoyed when the snobs you work with in the King of Prussia area have no idea what a "twin home" or a "student loan" is.

3. It took you 5+ years to graduate from a state school (chances are you attended a satellite campus with the word DELCO in the title for the first two years).
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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: [13 Jan 2006|04:06pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter

[imagine that!]



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly! ughly!]




Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]




War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]



Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures

[who would have thought!]



Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide

[they may be on to something!]



Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges

[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]




Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]




New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group

[weren't they fat enough?!]




Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]




Kids Make Nutritious
Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]





Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]




And the winner is....





Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Did I read that sign right?


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to

(maybe even a chuckle).

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling!

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Do me [13 Jan 2006|11:54am]
[ mood | awake ]

1. Name:
2. Date of birth:
3. Where you live:
4. What makes you happy:
5. Currently listening/the last thing you listened to:
6. Do you read my journal?:
7. If yes, what makes it especially good or bad?:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/do you have a crush at the moment?:
10. Favourite place to spend time:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. The best time of the year:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band, a song, or album:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends:
4. Put this in your journal so that I can tell you what I like about you





if you don't wanna do it in here do it in the other one

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This is SOOOO Hard!!! [06 Jan 2006|04:47pm]
[ mood | amused ]

It is possible. I did it, but I don't remember how I did it. Good luck!!!

> > This is going to do your head in, but it can be done. I've worked it out. For those of you who are not going to even understand the rules (you know who you are) get someone to explain them to you.>
> Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan: "Everybody has to cross the river".
> >
> > The following rules apply:>
> > Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
> > The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence.
> > The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence.
> > The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there.
> > Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft.
> > To start click on the big blue circle on the right.
> > To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river. >
> Let's see how smart you are........
> > http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

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[06 Jan 2006|03:38pm]
[ mood | bored ]

You Belong in Rome

You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better?
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Snapple Cap [22 Dec 2005|09:29am]
[ mood | geeky ]

The first man made object
to break the sound barrier
was a whip

I Love it!

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google [15 Dec 2005|12:17pm]
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Comment and tell me what yours was, and repost if you'd like and see what your friends get.

mine was Bernadette Finds Treasure or something like that I forget
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[08 Dec 2005|04:45pm]
LiveJournal Username
age
weapon of choice?
why are you fighting?
is fighting by your side. guns blasting. battle crying and everything. they go all out!italianretta12
gets killed while trying to protect you (awww!)dyingtokissyou
runs away when you aren't lookingkarmaloop
is really planning on betraying youtwistedeveryway
dies accidentally while unsheathing their sword (haha dumbass)dyingtokissyou
saves you from the enemyan_asphyxiation
Fun Quizzes by Valerie at BlogQuiz.Net
Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

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[08 Dec 2005|08:16am]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I bought porn for twistedeveryway (10 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for karmaloop (-10 points). In October I gave native_clovers a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I gave an_asphyxiation a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1044 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
slutfacekillah

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figure this one out [15 Nov 2005|03:12pm]
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Very interesting puzzle .....................

THE
RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSELY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TOOTHBRUSH.........

So what were you thinking?


you sick fucks!

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wow this is hot [02 Nov 2005|10:53am]
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hahahaaaa!! [19 Oct 2005|12:59pm]
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